Posted 8 hours ago
Posted 8 hours ago

insignificantsilence:

Apparently if someone dies in the exam hall we all get our predicted grades. Who’s willing to take one for the team guys.

Posted 8 hours ago
Posted 8 hours ago

3ridan:

riddlersgammon:

hyungstrider:

if you ever get Sad just throw whatever youre holding onto th ground and yell FOOTBALL’ as loud as you can

what if its a baby

dont question the man he gave you clear fucking instructions

(Source: jellyworld)

Posted 8 hours ago
japcoregalore:

let me just park my squid

japcoregalore:

let me just park my squid

Posted 8 hours ago

commanderinqueef:

today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”

(Source: rlymax)

Posted 9 hours ago

cherrryblosssom:

fannybox:

tastefullyoffensive:

9 Cats Taking Selfies

10

image

I love cats. 

Posted 9 hours ago
Posted 9 hours ago
somehideitbetter:

fuckyeahsexyatheists:

velma-dear:

iconicmonsters:

I’m not satanic but these are some damn good rules.

satan does not support rape, animal cruelty, or child abuse
when walking in open territory, bother no one. if someone bothers you, ask them to stop. if they do not stop, destroy them.

*Today on I Didn’t Know I was a Satanist*

I agree with all of these rules…I’m really uncomfortable now

somehideitbetter:

fuckyeahsexyatheists:

velma-dear:

iconicmonsters:

I’m not satanic but these are some damn good rules.

satan does not support rape, animal cruelty, or child abuse

when walking in open territory, bother no one. if someone bothers you, ask them to stop. if they do not stop, destroy them.

*Today on I Didn’t Know I was a Satanist*

I agree with all of these rules…I’m really uncomfortable now

(Source: theblood-thesweat-thebeers)

Posted 9 hours ago
Posted 9 hours ago

common0courtesy:

I get what i want

Posted 9 hours ago
Posted 9 hours ago

1raddad:

George W. Bush and his father chase Barbara Bush on segways.

(Source: lilbillclinton)

Posted 9 hours ago
Posted 9 hours ago
shityo:

morefunthanbeingsad:

physicsphysics:

An interesting model of our solar system’s path as it travels through space in the Milky Way.
Certainly a departure from usual models that show the Sun as a static object, which it certainly isn’t

I had no idea this was happening. Where are we going?


To fuck some shit up

shityo:

morefunthanbeingsad:

physicsphysics:

An interesting model of our solar system’s path as it travels through space in the Milky Way.

Certainly a departure from usual models that show the Sun as a static object, which it certainly isn’t

I had no idea this was happening. Where are we going?

To fuck some shit up